Gorram Fools!

Stupid people. The Silly Fools were indisputably one of the best bands of the last ten years for thai pop/rock/almost punk. The made loads of awsome songs from 1997 to 2004, and I am a big fan. I’m listening to them right now as a matter of fact. Just recently, they reformed. Except with a new lead singer. ONE WHO CAN”T EVEN SPEAK THAI! It’s just a load of bad american pop rock, with token thai musicians! For goodness sake, WHY? It’s evil! NOt really, but it annoys me just enough to really annoy me.

You know what’s kinda funny? I always run into german fulungs. I don’t know why, but like a good 60% of all fulungs I randomly talk to are german. And henriette’s never around, and they’re generally very nice. Henriette on the other hand, who actually speaks german rarely, if ever finds them. I duno why. I promised to help her meet this guy in khon kaen though, he’s german, tall, blonde, and has lived here for five years, and speaks thai flawlessly. She seemed excited. :D

Did anyone know red bul is from thailand? All that craze started over here by the way, though aparently no one hasz noticed. It;s kinda funny, given how buffalo (close enough) is like this big insult/joke here, about stupid and tish. Plus the sign of buffalo is the ‘Y’ hang loose thing, with just the thumb and pinkie sticking out. Yes, they have a  hand signal for buffalo. Because. That’s why. And red bull is thai. Booyaka for caffine laden late nights, and we have the thai to thank for it.

I also got a new thing for my cell phone, so if you phone me, you hear music, so parental figures, if you give me a ring, don’t be suprised to hear severely distorted music coming out of you earpiece. If I know it’s you I may even meave it for a minute just to make you listen to thai music. Snicker snuckor snooker.

Y’know, people always say how they have no idea what I’m talking about, or they only undestand a small percentage of what I’m talking about here, but if it help,s I only understand a little bit too, I never have any idea what I’m writing. Meh

There was one post I feel particulary obliged to respond to. Erin (P) just wrote a long and delightful comment on one of the posts (Yay) telling all sorts of things. So thankee very muchly. However I must again argue. Granted I’m living in a tropical country. Paradise? Questionable. I love it here, I really do, I’m going to miss it a tish load. However, my vision of a tropical paradise didn’t include picking ants out of my food, or for that matter, food out of the ants, or clouds of mosquitos, or irregular water (not strange water, just no water at all), or no hot showers, or no real beds, or maybe something with people speaking english, or maybe a fulung or two. Understand this is a third world country, from what I’ve seen, I’m also in one of the poorer cities with exchange students. It’s hot dry, the only body of water is so mudy you could pobably walk on it. houses and schoold are often crumbling. The only thing really active here is the nightlife, for the copious numbers of university students who live here. Granted my vision of a tropical paradise was kinda acurate in the stepping-in-elephant-poo department, but other than that, it’s a bit off. It’s not that these make me dislike it here, like I said, I love it, but it keeps it from adding up to a ‘paradise’ just a really wonderful place to live, kinda like Nelson. Except completely different. Really only similar in that I like to live there. And that I’ve lived there, they have that in common too.

How this for exciting though? It rained! It’s been raining on and for almost three days now! I’m thrilled, wet, and my family thinks I’m crazy ’cause I keep running out of hte house to stand in the rain  and get soaked and breathe really depply just to try to get enough of that rain smell. It’s exciting and cooling and awsome, and have I mantioned that I haven’t seen rain since what, september was it? It’s been hot and dry, and for the last month unbearably humid, and now, it’s hot, unbearably humid and RAINING! BOO-bloody-YAKA! I heart the rain. And my little balcony. I finally got what I always wanted. A little, unnofficial unknown or unused balcony, that isn’t really one, so I climb out my window to get there and watch the rain splatter infromn of me and the cas whoosh by on the road, and sit on a towel and read. And it’s beautiful. And really fun to stare at the people going by and know they can’t see you. I’m not creepy. Just kidding. Mostly. No Really. Any who. I mean it’s fun just to watch life y’know, and not have to be a part of it, not in a creepy I-know-where-you-SLEEP! kinda way.

Did I mention I saw an awsome play recently? Actually it was pretty good, for thai people performing in english. It alternated between terribly funny, terribly bad, and terribly, horribly long. But was okay, and it ripped of Chicago, so I enjoyed it. But check out the cast list. Sebastian - Suradth Amornsitticharoen. Ian - Poochit Ponyiam. Little Snowy - Kirada Chomkamsing. Snow White - Rompruek Hanwongsar. Oh, did I mention t was actually a Snow White adaptation? With itallian mafia and suicidal, schemeing fashion designers? It was called Snow What and the Seven Somethings. A ready made classic. *cough sputter*

Actually, mind if I go back and sorta contradict what I wrote a bit ago? I’m of to a tropical Paradise! Maybe. After district conference. I’ll be doing a few more english camps near the ocean, which is where it really is a cliched tropical paradise. I get paid enough to keep me in ice cream and bolster my savings, plus work includes an average of one 1-1.5 hour class per day, games, swimming, more games, and a party, like dancing, music party. Plus generally candy. Plus we stay in a resorty thingey usually, or a nice enough hotel, get well fed and hang out with friends. I have absolutely no right to complain. Therefor I won’t. That and the fact that I honestly can’t find anything to complain about for once.

Side note: Broke the 600 mark! EVan is doing a rather embarrassing happy dance in public! (Picture the snoopy dance from the christmas one).

I found this one profile on Lastfm, and I’ve been listening to their music, and it’s awsome. Bands like The Ataris, The Format (on your porch is amazing), some good Foo Fighters stuff, Something Corporate Aweosmeness.

Big bugs are scary. Last night, after I went to bed and lay around in the heat for a while, I filpped over and lay my hand down on something that wrapped arounf my finger, huge scary bug thing. I sat up and shook it off, to promptly lose it, Saw something dark on my led and smacked it hard, which turnd out to be the massive cut and bruise I gao from running into a low wall the other day. Ouch. Stupid bugs.

I finally acomplished one of my lifelong goals! I have been waiting for an opportunity for years, dreaming, planning, plotting and schemeing, and now, it has finally come to fruitation. I drew in wet cement. I’ve always looked at the stuff people write and draw, and thought it was really cool, a kinda longterm message, time capsul style. But thereisn’t often wet cement and it isn’t often unwatched. Except in sarakham, where the whole city is still under construction, sidwalks, sewers, roads, schools, are fresh or works in progess. So I found some wet cemement, paused, and drew. A smiley face. Years from now someone will be able to look down and se a little piece of ground smiling back up at them. It makes me very happy, and feeling a little more complete, having finished off one more thing I have to accomplish over my lifetime. Mim, Mom, I’ll show you when you get here.

as I mentioned earlier, I’m off to Krungtiyp, to work and do the district conference thing, then Henriette’s parents arive, then Song Kran, the water festial, then Southern Tour, then Mom and Mim arrive, then I have a month to travel and then I come back. I’m going to miss it here so much, I really will. Part of me never wants to leave this, I’ve totally sunk into the no deadlines, no timelines, relax and put your feet up kinda existance. It’s that lazy hazy crazy days of summer drifting by timelessly kinda feel, and reminds me vaguely of the Ultraviolet song by McFly. It’s threaputic I swear, so long as you count being a lazy bum as theraputic.

So I’m off then. Comment please, about anyhting, I just love to hear of you all sooo much. So thank you.

 Evan

Jennifer
March 8th, 2007 11:21 am

Man, the one time I was standing around by wet cement, eyeing it in a syspicious manner, one of the construction dudes obviously read my mind and told me not to do it.

Damn it.

Large bugs. Ick. Ick. And ick. That’s all I have to say about that.

It sounds far too hot/humid there for me to stand, too. But then again, you walk around with your fleecie in the middle of summer, so yeah. Crazy person.

Ummm… you should listen to Sonata Artica. I put an mp3 on my blog. Come on, who doesn’t love power metal?! Except everybody. But yeah. Stuff.

My brother has gotten into watching Buffy. He’s like halfway through the second season now. He won’t stop watching it, goddammit. As much as I love Buffy, why does EVERYONE have to get into it?! I’m sick of lending it out to everybody and their dog!! Be glad you borrowed it first, because if you asked now I would probably stab you in the eye. MY BUFFY! NO TOUCHY!!

Anyway. Yeah. BTW, if you want any KoL chow mein or low mein, request it and I’ll send it to you at a discount. I normally sell chow mein for between 5000 and 6000 meat, but I’ll sell it to you for 1000 apiece (the cost of MSG. Damn that MSG). If you ever ascend as a Seal Clubber I can even make you some hi mein, the best food in the game. I heart Pastamancy. :D

Marnie
March 9th, 2007 10:57 am

Hey, Jen, can I borrow your Buffy? And I ask this while safely sitting in a cement residence room, and if you come to stab me I will lock the door and laugh.
And on that note….
Wow. I am with Erin on the tropical paradise thing, mostly because of the no deadlines thing, wow, that sounds GREAT. I am counting down the days until april, which is Back To Excessive Safeway Month.
How can you not like large bugs? Someday I will invent Large Bug Appreciation Day, as well as the My Tamagotchi Refuses To Play Games Sympathy Club. It won’t play Get Notes or Bump, which is too bad, especially since I don’t really get the mechanics of Bump. And on that note, I think I should point out that while definetly underappreciated, large bugs are somewhat disgusting.
Bring back crazy thai music! and food! and cup-a-noodles soup, which is the university staple food and you will be glad to have good tasting thai variety…
And the Randomness is over. byes!

March 12th, 2007 7:06 am

hrm…I hope this works…

Hey evan!!! Ish kt!!! Your cousin!!! Ah, just had to comment…I couldn’t help but be reminded of life in rez when you mentiond the inconsistent water supply!!! Last week, we woke up to no water, while other rez’s had floods!!! oyo…Well, that’s just part of the fun I guess…Like when we had all the rain that caused our water supply to become contaminated and I spent, at least, a week brushing my teeth and washing my face by useing the water from my water bottle (which I had boiled to kill any bacterial beasties). It’s surprisingly hard to rinse soap off your face using one hand while the other is constantly pouring water into your hand from your water bottle…I’d recomend trying it…but really, this is just one of those things you should take my word for…

aha…right. I enjoy reading your blog, when I remember to, it’s length far surpases my tiny little entries in my own…which is in sad need of an update…but check it out if ever you feel like it…other than that, I hope you have fun with your summer camps and icecreme~~~

watch out for killer bugs!!!

~ciao
~kt

Erin
March 12th, 2007 11:51 pm

hey Evan
come on evan! picking ants out of your food is part of the whole tropical paradise experience. it add personality.or is that cheese wiz? god i hate that commercial. point taken though. your life seems so much more interesting than mine. no ants here. there is seriously a lack of wild things in my food. If i found a giant bug i would catch it and take pictures. and then let it go. but that’s me. and i would some day like to have a taranchula crawl up my arm. with it’s slow moving legs. have you ever seen giant spiders fight? that creeps me out. but in a cool way.
by the way, just how did you run into a low wall with your head? you’re fairly tall… my sister did that once when she was young and impressionable. you know the railing type things outside the library? she was sprinting towards the car and saw the metal bar just in time to duck low enough to hit it with her forehead. knocked her out cold and she had to go to the hospital. but seriouly who runs into walls?
i hate working. it just isn’t that fun. washing dishes. dealing with stupid customers. blah. we are required to wear name tags which allows customers to call you by your name. sometimes they will come over and say ‘hi erin, how are you today’. but some, usually older women will say ‘erin sweetheart, could you get me an extra creamer?’ yes they call me sweetheart. and dear and honey. grrrr.
anyways, enjoy your ant picking. and seriously have a good time in the real tropical paradise/ tourist resort. and watch out for those low walls. they can be tricky. if in doubt, don’t lead with your head.
-Erin

Joel
March 13th, 2007 9:58 am

Hey Evan!

I’m verys sorry I haven’t been a regular poster-person. In fairness, this is the first time I’ve been on you’re blog in a very long time. I’ve been finding it hard to find the time in internet cafes to run around online, I’m sorry. *sob* *sob* please forgive me *sob*

It sounds like you’re having a grand time, you sly dog. I must say, I agree with the whole tropical-paradise-not-paradise-but-still-awesome concept. I feel exactly the same way about Fiji - I miss it horribly and want to go back, but I don’t much miss the cockroaches and horrible pasta and fried rice all day. Fiji probably did a bit better in the end, because I was on a small island with no monkeys to poo on me, and we had a postcard view of palmtrees from the outhouse door (or a bedroom door, for that matter). Anyway.

Life in New Zealand is going well, I’ve just spent two days geting rained on, which brings my total days of rain in NZ to 3. However, it drove me out of Arthur’s Pass, and now I’m stuck in Christchurch for a day, and I don’t much like big cities. Harumph.

But do enjoy yourself ‘working’, it sounds like you’ve got a good set up,
Have fun,
Joel

Leone
March 20th, 2007 1:33 pm

Evan…
I’m commenting. And it’s lately too late to know what you’re talking about. Or what I’m talking about. Therefore…neither of us shall talk. *thinks*
wait a second…
oh whatever. What time is it there? I’m going to email you sometime soon, promise, it’s spring break…Kiera says there’s a choir rehearsal at her house on wednesday, and I haven’t decided whether that is just not actually suspicious or if she’s trying to trick me into coming to her house…Hah. But for now I’m going to go sleep…large quantities of sleep. Ok? Ok Evan. good night.
Think of it this way…there are no SKUNKS in thailand…and if there are…then I really am truly sorry about the ants and other various giant creepies. ~Leone

Miryam
March 22nd, 2007 5:15 am

Beware! Your time of no deadlines, no timelines has to end eventually, and you will spend years recovering! My work habits have never been the same since Ecuador. Not that I’m being pessimistic or anything. Did you know you’re not allowed to use -ing verbs when writing? Or -ly adverbs? Or describe any kind of emotion? Did you know that you can’t describe anything too much, but you must describe all the little important things? I knew writing wasn’t easy, but good grief! If I had wanted to break my head with paradoxes, I would have taken philosophy!

Love you!

Mim

Leone
March 24th, 2007 1:38 pm

Evan…what time is it there? and hmm…what’s your cell number? I know I said I would email and I would right now if I wasn’t so Sickly and going to bed. To get up at an ungodly hour tomorrow and go skiing…on tylenol lol…simply out of my undying love for Lila :P
niiight!
~Leone

Lynn
March 25th, 2007 12:14 am

hey Evan!

this’s Lynn from Ayc English camp!
Don’t be surprised how on earth i came to comment your blog. Just think the world isn’t that big. we can expect for rain in every season of the year in Thailand. I love rainy season so much,may be i was born in this season Lol. Most people think i’m crazy ,they don’t like humidity. And red bull is one of the most famous thai brand that we all thai people are proud of na.

ok gotta go na just wanna come by and say hi!

-l-l- Lynnoka -l-l-

April 3rd, 2007 10:05 am

Hey, How are you.. How is eveyrthing there.. I bet you are having a good time in Thailand. See you.

Leone
April 3rd, 2007 10:31 am

Eeevvvaaaannnn! We want…your cell phone number.
~Margie, Lila, Leone =)

evan
April 3rd, 2007 5:04 pm

My number is (insert calling thailand bit here, you’ll have to figure that one out for yourself cause I have no idea)-0877036194

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